LOVE. GUNS. THERAPY

What could go wrong?

Meet Lassiter: super spy, professional trouble magnet, and a man whose personal life may be more dangerous than his job. Mission Simpossible is a gloriously weird, slightly unhinged spy saga packed with chaos, unexpected twists, and just enough heart to make you care about the absolute disasters involved. Trust no one. Question everything. And for the love of all things simulated, somebody get these people into therapy.

How to Read & Listen

Choose an episode from the grid below to open the reader. Scroll through the story at your own pace, and don’t worry about losing your place—the reader remembers where you left off, so you can return whenever you’re ready.

Every story has a soundtrack. The songs linked to each episode were playing in the background as the story was written. They helped shape the mood, the atmosphere, and sometimes the very soul of a scene. Think of them as a little extra invitation into the world of Mission Simpossible.

Want the full experience? Start the song, then click the episode’s Read button. Your music will keep playing as you read, letting the soundtrack accompany the story.

Prefer a little peace and quiet? That’s fine, too. The music is optional. The story is yours to experience however you like.